"Wit doesn't make girls pretty"
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"Wit doesn't make girls pretty" lands like a throwaway line, then keeps stinging. Jeanne Calment, turned global celebrity for living to 122, delivers it with the dry authority of someone who watched entire centuries recycle the same bargain: women can be clever, but they still get graded on looks first. The sentence is bluntly transactional. "Wit" is a currency; "pretty" is the only market that matters. Calment isn’t endorsing that logic so much as airing it with a shrug so sharp it becomes critique.
The subtext is generational fatigue. Calment grew up in late-19th-century France, when women's charm was supposed to be decorative and their intelligence socially permissible only if it stayed nonthreatening. By framing it as "girls" rather than "women", she exposes the infantilizing lens that persists: even adults get treated as auditioning for approval. The line also smuggles in a warning about how "wit" is policed. A funny man is attractive; a funny woman is "too much", unless her humor is self-effacing and safely pretty.
That this comes from a "celebrity" matters. Calment’s fame was built partly on her personality: the punchlines, the sparkle, the quotability. She’s living proof that wit can make you magnetic. Yet she refuses to pretend magnetism equals power. The joke is that she knows exactly how the room works, and she’s telling you the rules without flattering anyone into thinking they’ve changed.
The subtext is generational fatigue. Calment grew up in late-19th-century France, when women's charm was supposed to be decorative and their intelligence socially permissible only if it stayed nonthreatening. By framing it as "girls" rather than "women", she exposes the infantilizing lens that persists: even adults get treated as auditioning for approval. The line also smuggles in a warning about how "wit" is policed. A funny man is attractive; a funny woman is "too much", unless her humor is self-effacing and safely pretty.
That this comes from a "celebrity" matters. Calment’s fame was built partly on her personality: the punchlines, the sparkle, the quotability. She’s living proof that wit can make you magnetic. Yet she refuses to pretend magnetism equals power. The joke is that she knows exactly how the room works, and she’s telling you the rules without flattering anyone into thinking they’ve changed.
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