"Women! I have no idea. I don't know anything about women at all. They're a complete mystery to me"
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The intent reads like self-protection. By declaring women “a complete mystery,” he dodges specificity and accountability: no need to name a fear, a failed relationship, a blind spot. Mystery is safer than clarity, and it flatters the speaker by casting him as perpetually surprised, perpetually compelled. It also flatters “women” in the abstract, turning them into an aesthetic problem rather than people with motives that can be understood. That’s the bargain: he gets to keep the romance of confusion, and the audience gets a familiar script where longing and misunderstanding are basically the same emotion.
There’s also a sly cultural wink here, rooted in a longstanding pop tradition: men narrate women as unknowable, then turn that “unknowability” into lyrics, style, and myth. Ferry’s version is especially telling because it’s so absolute: “I don’t know anything,” “at all.” The exaggeration makes it readable as performance, not confession. It’s less about women than about the singer’s chosen role - the elegant outsider who can desire intensely without ever getting pinned down.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Ferry, Bryan. (2026, January 17). Women! I have no idea. I don't know anything about women at all. They're a complete mystery to me. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/women-i-have-no-idea-i-dont-know-anything-about-39410/
Chicago Style
Ferry, Bryan. "Women! I have no idea. I don't know anything about women at all. They're a complete mystery to me." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/women-i-have-no-idea-i-dont-know-anything-about-39410/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Women! I have no idea. I don't know anything about women at all. They're a complete mystery to me." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/women-i-have-no-idea-i-dont-know-anything-about-39410/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.








