Love Quote by Dean Koontz

"Writing a novel is like making love, but it's also like having a tooth pulled. Pleasure and pain. Sometimes it's like making love while having a tooth pulled"

Dean Koontz, Author

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Koontz refuses the romantic myth of authorship by stapling it to the least romantic image imaginable: dentistry. The joke lands because it’s rude to the fantasy writers are supposed to sell about writing. “Making love” invokes intimacy, flow, and the private, irrational confidence that something beautiful is happening. “Having a tooth pulled” yanks the scene into fluorescent light: procedure, vulnerability, bodily panic, and the sense that relief comes only after damage.

The line’s specific intent is practical demystification. Koontz isn’t auditioning for tortured-genius credibility; he’s describing the work rhythm of popular productivity: drafting can feel euphoric, revising can feel like extraction, and deadlines mean you don’t get to choose which sensation arrives today. The subtext is craft as a physical act. Writing isn’t just ideas; it’s nerves, repetition, stamina, and the low-grade dread of realizing the thing you love might still be wrong on the page.

That third beat - “making love while having a tooth pulled” - is the real tell. It captures the mixed state that experienced novelists recognize: the pleasure doesn’t cancel the pain; it cohabits with it. You can be thrilled by a scene and simultaneously disgusted by your sentences. You can be “in it” and also hearing the drill.

Context matters: Koontz built a career on high-output suspense, a domain where inspiration is less useful than endurance. The metaphor doubles as permission for readers and writers alike to stop expecting purity. If it hurts, you’re not failing. If it feels good, you’re not cheating.

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Dean Koontz (born July 9, 1945) is a Author from USA.

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