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Politics & Power Quote by Karel Capek

"You can have a revolution wherever you like, except in a government office; even were the world to come to an end, you'd have to destroy the universe first and then government offices"

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Capek lands the joke with the deadpan precision of someone who’s watched bureaucracy survive every apocalypse people can invent. The line pretends to describe a physical impossibility - a revolution that can happen anywhere except the government office - and then escalates to cosmic farce: even the end of the world won’t clear out the paperwork. That exaggeration is doing real political work. It frames “the office” not as a building but as a self-protecting organism: procedures, stamps, hierarchies, and the quiet power to delay.

The subtext is a warning about how modern states absorb shocks. Revolutions announce themselves with flags and crowds; bureaucracies respond with forms, committees, and “processing times.” Capek’s cynicism is that administration doesn’t merely resist change, it outlasts it by redefining it. Burn down the old order and the office reappears as a new department, staffed by the same instincts: risk-aversion, rule worship, and the capacity to make urgent things wait.

Context matters. Writing in interwar Central Europe, Capek watched democratic institutions strain under nationalism, authoritarian temptation, and the technocratic promise that systems could manage human messiness. His broader work is haunted by machines and organizations that slip their moral leashes. Here the punchline is that bureaucracy is the ultimate machine: it keeps running even when the world doesn’t.

The brilliance is that it flatters no one. The revolutionaries don’t get romance; the state doesn’t get legitimacy. Everyone gets a desk.

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Capek, Karel. (2026, January 15). You can have a revolution wherever you like, except in a government office; even were the world to come to an end, you'd have to destroy the universe first and then government offices. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-can-have-a-revolution-wherever-you-like-148823/

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Capek, Karel. "You can have a revolution wherever you like, except in a government office; even were the world to come to an end, you'd have to destroy the universe first and then government offices." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-can-have-a-revolution-wherever-you-like-148823/.

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"You can have a revolution wherever you like, except in a government office; even were the world to come to an end, you'd have to destroy the universe first and then government offices." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-can-have-a-revolution-wherever-you-like-148823/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.

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Karel Capek (January 9, 1890 - December 25, 1938) was a Writer from Czech Republic.

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