"You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear"
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Bilson, coming out of an early-2000s celebrity ecosystem that treated dating as public sport, is speaking in a language her audience recognizes: style as psychological evidence. Underwear becomes shorthand for the larger questions people actually want answered quickly: Is he grown up or stuck? Is he comfortable in his body? Is he trying too hard? Boxer shorts vs. briefs vs. novelty prints read like micro-signals of taste, self-awareness, and how much effort someone puts into the unseen parts of life. The intent isn’t forensic accuracy; it’s social shorthand delivered with a wink.
The subtext is also gendered power. Men are used to being assessed from a distance; this flips the gaze to the moment of undressing, where performance and vulnerability collide. It’s not just about sex appeal, either. “His underwear” implies you’ve gotten close enough to know, which quietly positions intimacy as the ultimate credential: you don’t just judge him, you have access.
In a culture obsessed with “red flags” and instant reads, the line works because it’s a joke that doubles as a coping mechanism: reduce the terrifying complexity of a person to a cotton clue you can laugh about.
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Bilson, Rachel. (2026, January 16). You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-can-tell-a-lot-about-a-person-from-his-134498/
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Bilson, Rachel. "You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-can-tell-a-lot-about-a-person-from-his-134498/.
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"You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-can-tell-a-lot-about-a-person-from-his-134498/. Accessed 17 Feb. 2026.







