"You can trust a Neil Simon script. Every dot. Every dash; that pause means something. He takes all the jokes out, practically"
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The sly turn is Elizondo’s closer: "He takes all the jokes out, practically". Coming from someone lauding a famous comedy writer, it’s not a knock; it’s the highest compliment. Simon’s best work doesn’t feel like joke delivery, it feels like people trying (and failing) to be decent in tight apartments, tight marriages, tight budgets. The laughs are byproducts of precision and discomfort, not winks at the audience.
Context matters: Elizondo built a career inside ensemble dynamics, playing men who register the room before they speak. Simon’s dialogue rewards that kind of acting because it’s built on pauses and pressure points. The subtext is craft as ethics: if the script is that exact, you don’t need to mug, improvise, or decorate. You serve it, and it serves you back. In an era that fetishizes spontaneity, Elizondo is defending the power of authored timing - comedy as something written, not found.
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Elizondo, Hector. (2026, January 17). You can trust a Neil Simon script. Every dot. Every dash; that pause means something. He takes all the jokes out, practically. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-can-trust-a-neil-simon-script-every-dot-every-71224/
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Elizondo, Hector. "You can trust a Neil Simon script. Every dot. Every dash; that pause means something. He takes all the jokes out, practically." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-can-trust-a-neil-simon-script-every-dot-every-71224/.
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"You can trust a Neil Simon script. Every dot. Every dash; that pause means something. He takes all the jokes out, practically." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-can-trust-a-neil-simon-script-every-dot-every-71224/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





