"You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC"
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The intent is competitive and ideological at once. In the cable-news ecosystem O'Reilly helped define, ratings are treated as both market signal and moral verdict. Bigger numbers aren't just bragging rights; they're deployed as proof of legitimacy, of being "real America" rather than a boutique channel for elites. Under the joke sits a familiar conservative critique: MSNBC isn't merely biased, it's irrelevant - a feedback loop that can be mocked because it can't credibly claim cultural power.
Context matters because O'Reilly was a central architect of the era when news became personality-driven entertainment with a combative posture. The swipe lands as a kind of preemptive inoculation: if you can frame your rival as clownish and desperate, you don't have to engage their arguments. It's not analysis; it's delegitimization disguised as humor, a cheap laugh with strategic utility in a media business where contempt is content and ratings are the scoreboard.
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O'Reilly, Bill. (2026, January 17). You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-could-put-on-monkeys-jumping-up-and-down-and-63065/
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O'Reilly, Bill. "You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-could-put-on-monkeys-jumping-up-and-down-and-63065/.
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"You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-could-put-on-monkeys-jumping-up-and-down-and-63065/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.



