"You define a good flight by negatives: you didn't get hijacked, you didn't crash, you didn't throw up, you weren't late, you weren't nauseated by the food. So you are grateful"
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The intent feels less like complaining about air travel and more like diagnosing how institutions train us to accept inconvenience and indignity as the price of participation. Hijacking and crashing sit beside vomiting and bad food, collapsing terror and discomfort into the same anxious spectrum. It's darkly funny, but the humor has teeth: when even basic competence is experienced as a gift, the system is off the hook. You stop asking for better seats, better treatment, better infrastructure; you just hope nothing happens.
Theroux, a travel writer-novelist with a gift for observing how movement exposes power, is also pointing at the psychology of transit culture: airports as zones where agency is surrendered and the best outcome is to be processed without incident. The closing "So you are grateful" lands like a dry punchline and an indictment. Gratitude here isn't expansive; it's coerced by risk, the emotional tip you leave for a world that managed not to break you today.
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| Topic | Gratitude |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Theroux, Paul. (2026, January 16). You define a good flight by negatives: you didn't get hijacked, you didn't crash, you didn't throw up, you weren't late, you weren't nauseated by the food. So you are grateful. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-define-a-good-flight-by-negatives-you-didnt-121121/
Chicago Style
Theroux, Paul. "You define a good flight by negatives: you didn't get hijacked, you didn't crash, you didn't throw up, you weren't late, you weren't nauseated by the food. So you are grateful." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-define-a-good-flight-by-negatives-you-didnt-121121/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"You define a good flight by negatives: you didn't get hijacked, you didn't crash, you didn't throw up, you weren't late, you weren't nauseated by the food. So you are grateful." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-define-a-good-flight-by-negatives-you-didnt-121121/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.










