"You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher"
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That’s the specific intent: misdirection as self-defense. Reed, whose public persona was built on swagger, appetites, and the tabloid-adjacent mythology of excess, speaks in a register that lets him acknowledge vulnerability without ever sounding vulnerable. The stretcher detail is key. It’s not just “you feel ill”; it’s public, humiliating, performative - the body carried away as spectacle. He’s describing a loss of agency, but he frames it with absurdity so the listener laughs instead of flinching.
The subtext reads like a celebrity’s workaround for talking about addiction, aging, and the consequences of living at full volume. “They come and take you away” suggests an impersonal system closing in: medics, handlers, the machinery that arrives when bravado stops being charming and starts becoming a liability. Reed’s line survives because it’s funny, yes, but also because it shows how a certain kind of masculine charisma processes danger: by turning it into a gag you can tell before it tells on you.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Reed, Oliver. (2026, January 18). You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-get-so-weak-from-eating-pears-that-you-fall-18119/
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Reed, Oliver. "You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-get-so-weak-from-eating-pears-that-you-fall-18119/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-get-so-weak-from-eating-pears-that-you-fall-18119/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.










