"You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had"
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The specific intent isn’t to scandalize; it’s to humanize. Estes uses disgust as a shortcut to relatability, inviting you into the kind of private, embarrassing domestic moment celebrities trade on in interviews: proof he’s not curating a lifestyle brand, he’s surviving an animal with no concept of consent. Naming the dog “Joe” adds sitcom specificity, making the culprit feel like a mischievous character rather than an abstract pet. That personalization also softens the grossness; Joe isn’t vicious, he’s overzealous.
Subtext-wise, the line pokes at how we romanticize devotion. Dogs are framed as pure love machines, but this joke reminds you that “affection” can be intrusive when one party can’t read the room. The detail “sleeping and not ready for it” slyly borrows the language of dating and unwanted intimacy, letting the punchline (“worst kiss”) parody human romance without turning mean-spirited.
Contextually, it fits a late-2000s-to-now celebrity media rhythm: the safest kind of candor is bodily-function candor. It’s vivid, a little gross, and oddly endearing - exactly the cocktail that travels well in clips.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Estes, Will. (2026, January 16). You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-know-how-most-dogs-lick-you-on-the-cheek-if-117779/
Chicago Style
Estes, Will. "You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-know-how-most-dogs-lick-you-on-the-cheek-if-117779/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-know-how-most-dogs-lick-you-on-the-cheek-if-117779/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.







