"You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes"
About this Quote
The specific intent is practical reassurance disguised as humor. Bad weather isn’t a crisis; it’s a phase. Wait it out. For athletes and fans, that’s not abstract. Weather is scheduling, grip, sightlines, soreness, the difference between a clean game and a sloppy one. The joke smooths over variables no one can control, letting you pivot from frustration to acceptance without sounding sentimental.
The subtext is pure Chicago identity management. A city with a chip on its shoulder loves a line that both admits hardship and minimizes it. Yes, it’s rough; no, it won’t defeat us. The “fifteen minutes” exaggeration is the secret weapon: it’s obviously too neat to be true, which makes it truer as attitude. This is how a place becomes livable - not by improving, but by being narratable.
Context matters, too: Kiner built a public voice in sports media, where quick, repeatable lines are currency. The quote behaves like a broadcast-ready proverb, doubling as weather report and worldview: endure, adjust, keep playing.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Later attribution: Before the Glory (Billy Staples, Bill Staples, Rich Her..., 2007) modern compilationISBN: 9780757306266 · ID: _W-jAgAAQBAJ
Evidence:
... You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.” Whatever the weather, one thing is certain— you never want to leave Kiner's Korner. # 5 ம My BEFORE Free Swinging y dad , Ralph Kiner 81. |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Kiner, Ralph. (2026, February 19). You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-know-what-they-say-about-chicago-if-you-dont-165683/
Chicago Style
Kiner, Ralph. "You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes." FixQuotes. February 19, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-know-what-they-say-about-chicago-if-you-dont-165683/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes." FixQuotes, 19 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-know-what-they-say-about-chicago-if-you-dont-165683/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.





