"You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake, it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny"
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The line works because it uses comedy as a pressure-release valve and then snatches it away. “It’s not even funny” is Irwin’s tonal pivot: he’s the jokey showman right up until the moment he insists on consequence. That’s the subtext of his whole persona - adrenaline with a seatbelt. He made wildlife feel touchable on television, then kept reminding viewers that “touchable” isn’t the same as “safe.”
Context matters, too. Irwin was a mass-media conservationist operating in an era when “man vs. nature” thrill TV sold. His shtick could look like daredevil theater, so he continually threaded the needle: entertain, educate, caution. The dynamite image flatters the audience’s intuition (we all “get” dynamite) and then overturns it to install a more precise, science-adjacent truth: biological systems don’t wait for you to make a mistake. They punish ignorance instantly.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Irwin, Steve. (2026, February 16). You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake, it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-know-you-can-touch-a-stick-of-dynamite-but-if-151453/
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Irwin, Steve. "You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake, it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-know-you-can-touch-a-stick-of-dynamite-but-if-151453/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake, it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-know-you-can-touch-a-stick-of-dynamite-but-if-151453/. Accessed 28 Feb. 2026.







