"You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you"
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The subtext is less about cowardice than about dignity and leverage. In sports and in broadcasting booths where Coleman built his public life, jobs are scarce and reputations travel faster than resumes. Asking “why?” can look like arguing the call after the umpire has rung you up: you’re not changing the outcome, you’re just giving the other side a chance to embarrass you on the way out. Coleman’s joke acknowledges a brutal reality of workplaces that are informal, political, and intensely subjective: you’re often fired for reasons that aren’t clean enough to translate into a neat explanation, so the explanation you get will be the one that stings most.
It also reads as a preemptive strike against the myth of transparent meritocracy. We like to believe termination comes with a clear rubric and actionable feedback. Coleman’s wit says the opposite: the “why” is either unknowable, unflattering, or both. Better to exit quickly, keep your story simple, and save the postmortem for people who actually want you to land on your feet.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Coleman, Jerry. (n.d.). You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-never-ask-why-youve-been-fired-because-if-you-120484/
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Coleman, Jerry. "You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you." FixQuotes. Accessed February 3, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-never-ask-why-youve-been-fired-because-if-you-120484/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-never-ask-why-youve-been-fired-because-if-you-120484/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.





