"You oughtn't to yield to temptation. Well, somebody must, or the thing becomes absurd"
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Hope writes in a late-Victorian/Edwardian moment when propriety was both strict and theatrical, with etiquette manuals on one side and scandal columns on the other. The subtext is that society likes temptation precisely because it can condemn it. A temptation without a fall provides no cautionary tale, no gossip, no proof that the rules are necessary. The line quietly accuses the moralist of needing sinners the way a preacher needs hell: as a foil, a fundraising tool, a source of narrative heat.
The wit works because it’s conversational and apparently reasonable. “Somebody must” mimics the tone of civic duty, smuggling in a cynical insight: our ethical ecosystems often outsource transgression so the rest can feel clean. It’s also a defense mechanism in miniature, the kind of quip a charming rake deploys to turn accountability into comedy. Hope isn’t endorsing vice so much as spotlighting how easily virtue becomes self-satisfied theater, and how society quietly depends on the very behavior it claims to despise.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Verified source: The Dolly Dialogues (Anthony Hope, 1894)
Evidence: “You oughtn’t to yield to temptation.” “Well, somebody must, or the thing becomes absurd,” said I. (Chapter XIV ("A Fine Day"), page 116 in later editions). The quote is verifiably from Anthony Hope's own work The Dolly Dialogues. A 1899 text of the book states it was '[First published in 1894]' and that the sketches were first collected in 1894 after appearing in the Westminster Gazette. The quote appears in Chapter XIV, titled 'A Fine Day.' Another online text of the same work places the passage on page 116. The earliest book-form publication I could verify is the 1894 collection The Dolly Dialogues; the individual Westminster Gazette installment may be earlier, but I could not verify its exact newspaper date from a primary newspaper scan here. Other candidates (1) Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations (Ned Sherrin, 2008)95.0% ... You oughtn't to yield to temptation . ' ' Well , somebody must , or the thing becomes absurd , ' said I. 9 Econom... |
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