"You talk to the real cops and they say ninety percent of it is paperwork"
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“Ninety percent” is classic conversational math: not a statistic so much as a signal. It’s a way of saying, you don’t understand what this is. The exaggeration is strategic because the point isn’t precision, it’s recalibration. The audience is being asked to imagine the labor that never makes it into prestige TV - reports, forms, evidence logs, chain-of-custody, compliance. Bureaucracy becomes the hidden engine of legitimacy: paperwork is how force gets justified, how cases survive court, how institutions protect themselves.
In an era when policing is argued about in viral clips and hot takes, the subtext is almost provocative: if you want to debate cops, you have to debate systems. Not just violence or heroism, but documentation, rules, liability, budgets, and the administrative machinery that shapes what officers can do and what departments can deny later. The mundanity is the message, and it’s why the line sticks.
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Mantegna, Joe. (2026, January 15). You talk to the real cops and they say ninety percent of it is paperwork. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-talk-to-the-real-cops-and-they-say-ninety-147010/
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Mantegna, Joe. "You talk to the real cops and they say ninety percent of it is paperwork." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-talk-to-the-real-cops-and-they-say-ninety-147010/.
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"You talk to the real cops and they say ninety percent of it is paperwork." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-talk-to-the-real-cops-and-they-say-ninety-147010/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.




