"You want a story? Read 'Gone With the Wind'. These aren't stories. They're joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been done to death"
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The provocation is in the redefinition. Calling certain books "joke books" isn't just an insult; it's a claim about how meaning lands. Jokes are engineered for timing, compression, and surprise. They reward lateral thinking over emotional telegraphing. Cleary's subtext is that contemporary readers (and writers) are over-trained to demand narrative handrails, to treat coherence as virtue and ambiguity as failure. He flips that hierarchy: the rigid beginning-middle-end isn't sophisticated craft, it's a dead convention kept alive by habit.
Context matters: as a working author, Cleary is also staking out professional space for forms that get dismissed as lesser - comedic writing, short-form structures, punchline-driven books, playful hybrids. He's arguing against the cultural bias that equates seriousness with length and linearity. The line's bite comes from its impatience: not a manifesto, a dare. If you still need the old arc, fine. But don't mistake that craving for the only way art can move.
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Cleary, Brian P. (2026, January 16). You want a story? Read 'Gone With the Wind'. These aren't stories. They're joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been done to death. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-want-a-story-read-gone-with-the-wind-these-109846/
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Cleary, Brian P. "You want a story? Read 'Gone With the Wind'. These aren't stories. They're joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been done to death." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-want-a-story-read-gone-with-the-wind-these-109846/.
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"You want a story? Read 'Gone With the Wind'. These aren't stories. They're joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been done to death." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-want-a-story-read-gone-with-the-wind-these-109846/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.




