"You want to have two guys making out in front of your 4-year-old? It's OK with them. A guy smoking a joint, blowing the smoke into your little kid's face? OK with them. And I'm not exaggerating here. This is exactly what the secular movement stands for"
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The specific intent is to fuse secularism with sexual and drug permissiveness, then brand both as hostile to family life. Notice the framing: two men kissing isn't presented as a neutral public display of affection; it's "making out" in front of a preschooler, loaded to sound predatory. The marijuana image goes further into absurdity, not because it's plausible but because it paints "them" as actively contaminating children. "And I'm not exaggerating here" functions as preemptive damage control: he anticipates the audience recognizing the leap, so he seals it off with insistence.
Subtext: the secular movement isn't simply wrong; it's decadent, dangerous, and culturally alien. The vagueness of "them" is strategic. It collapses atheists, liberals, LGBTQ rights advocates, and anyone outside conservative Christianity into a single villainous bloc, making coalition-building easy and rebuttal hard.
Context matters: this is a familiar post-2000s cable-news tactic, where cultural anxiety becomes a substitute for policy analysis. The quote works because it offers moral clarity at the cost of accuracy, turning pluralism into menace and disagreement into contamination.
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| Topic | Parenting |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
O'Reilly, Bill. (2026, January 15). You want to have two guys making out in front of your 4-year-old? It's OK with them. A guy smoking a joint, blowing the smoke into your little kid's face? OK with them. And I'm not exaggerating here. This is exactly what the secular movement stands for. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-want-to-have-two-guys-making-out-in-front-of-149619/
Chicago Style
O'Reilly, Bill. "You want to have two guys making out in front of your 4-year-old? It's OK with them. A guy smoking a joint, blowing the smoke into your little kid's face? OK with them. And I'm not exaggerating here. This is exactly what the secular movement stands for." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-want-to-have-two-guys-making-out-in-front-of-149619/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"You want to have two guys making out in front of your 4-year-old? It's OK with them. A guy smoking a joint, blowing the smoke into your little kid's face? OK with them. And I'm not exaggerating here. This is exactly what the secular movement stands for." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/you-want-to-have-two-guys-making-out-in-front-of-149619/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.




