"You'd think that I'd be dieting, but I'm not"
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The line lands like a shrug with teeth: a tiny refusal to perform the expected remorse of being seen. "You'd think" points outward, toward an implied audience that believes it can predict a woman’s body management from her visibility, age, or proximity to Hollywood. It’s not just about dieting; it’s about the social contract that says actresses are always either “getting in shape” or “letting themselves go,” always accountable to a gaze that treats their bodies as public projects.
The joke works because it’s conversational and defensive at once. Hu doesn’t lecture, she deadpans. That casualness is the point: dieting is framed as the normal, logical baseline, and she punctures it by simply opting out. The humor carries a mild provocation - not “I’m above this,” but “I’m not playing along with your assumptions.” It’s a small assertion of agency that reads bigger because the arena is so familiar.
Context matters: a working actress in an industry built on surveillance, where “discipline” is praised as virtue and appetite is coded as weakness, especially for women and especially for women of color who are often forced into narrower archetypes. The line hints at fatigue with that machinery. It also signals confidence without the branded self-love language: she doesn’t need a manifesto, just a sentence that gently mocks the expectation that her body is perpetually under negotiation.
The joke works because it’s conversational and defensive at once. Hu doesn’t lecture, she deadpans. That casualness is the point: dieting is framed as the normal, logical baseline, and she punctures it by simply opting out. The humor carries a mild provocation - not “I’m above this,” but “I’m not playing along with your assumptions.” It’s a small assertion of agency that reads bigger because the arena is so familiar.
Context matters: a working actress in an industry built on surveillance, where “discipline” is praised as virtue and appetite is coded as weakness, especially for women and especially for women of color who are often forced into narrower archetypes. The line hints at fatigue with that machinery. It also signals confidence without the branded self-love language: she doesn’t need a manifesto, just a sentence that gently mocks the expectation that her body is perpetually under negotiation.
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