Facts about Bill Maher

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Bill Maher is a famous Comedian from USA, she is 61 years old and still alive, born January 20, 1956.

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She is born under the zodiac aquarius, who is known for Knowledge, Humanitarian, Serious, Insightful, Duplicitous. Our collection contains 33 quotes who is written / told by Bill, under the main topics: Death, Religion, Women.

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Famous quotes by Bill Maher (33)


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"We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies"
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"We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities"
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"Men are only as loyal as their options"
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"Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence"
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"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids"
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"Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?"
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"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex"
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"It's all been satirized for your protection"
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"Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'"
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"If you think you have it tough, read history books"
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"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder"
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"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again"
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"I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush"
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"I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law & Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed"
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"I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?"
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"Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor"
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"Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool"
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"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease"
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"Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is"
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"Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show"
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"A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out"
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"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"
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"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed"
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"The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it"
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"The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap"
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"The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right"
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"The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'"
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"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need"
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"President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all"
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"Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit.""
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"Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious"
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"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs"
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"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them"


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