Elayne Boosler is a famous Comedian from USA, he/she is 71 years old and still alive, born August 18, 1952.
Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac leo, who is known for Ruling, Warmth, Generosity, Faithful, Initiative.
Our collection contains 11 quotes who is written / told by Elayne, under the main topics: Funny - Mom.
11 Famous quotes by Elayne Boosler
"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born"
"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy"
"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions"
"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body"
"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three"
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me"
"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
"When the sun comes up, I have morals again"
"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot"
"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking"
