Facts about Elayne Boosler

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Elayne Boosler is a famous Comedian from USA, he/she is 61 years old and still alive, born August 18, 1952.

Zodiac etc.

He/she is born under the zodiac leo, who is known for Ruling, Warmth, Generosity, Faithful, Initiative. Our collection contains 14 quotes who is written / told by Elayne, under the main topics: Funny, Mom.

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Famous quotes by Elayne Boosler (14)


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"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me"
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"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
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"When the sun comes up, I have morals again"
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"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot"
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"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking"
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"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me"
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"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three"
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"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born"
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"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy"
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"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions"
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"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born"
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"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body"
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"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
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"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three"


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