"I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming"
- Mitch Hedberg
About this Quote
This quote is a joke and can not be translated actually. Mitch Hedberg is playing on the idea of being experienced about cars and trucks and making an apparently ridiculous claim that he can determine the instructions a cars and truck is coming from just by taking a look at its headlights. The joke is indicated to be humorous and overstated to showcase Hedberg's comedic style.
This quote is written / told by Mitch Hedberg between February 24, 1968 and March 30, 2005. He was a famous Comedian from USA.
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