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Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper
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"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper"

- Jerry Seinfeld

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This quote is an amusing monitoring regarding the huge quantities of information that occur on a daily basis in the world. In spite of this, papers are usually restricted in the number of tales they can cover because of area restrictions. Jerry Seinfeld is highlighting the irony that in spite of the relatively countless amount of information occurring around us, it constantly appears to flawlessly fit within the pages of a newspaper.

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Jerry Seinfeld somewhere between April 29, 1955 and today. He/she was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 18 other quotes.

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