Sex Quotes: Passionate Words and Wisecracks (Page 3)

"AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder"

Susan Sontag, Author

"Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man"

Mignon McLaughlin, Journalist

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist"

Camille Paglia, Author

"If you live in rock and roll, as I do, you see the reality of sex, of male lust and women being aroused by male lust. It attracts women. It doesn't repel them"

Camille Paglia, Author

"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex"

Erma Bombeck, Journalist

"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table"

Rodney Dangerfield, Comedian

"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all"

Rodney Dangerfield, Comedian

"Sex is the last refuge of the miserable"

Quentin Crisp, Writer

"For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook"

Quentin Crisp, Writer

"I practice safe sex - I use an airbag"

Garry Shandling, Comedian

"He who will be just, must be forc'd to acknowledge, that neither Sex are always in the right"

Mary Astell, Writer

"A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after"

Gloria Steinem, Activist

"The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex"

Bobby Darin, Musician

"The fact is I am not having sex. But I feel absolutely ripe for the, what would you say? plucking?"

Angelina Jolie, Actress

"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds"

Joan Rivers, Comedian

"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me"

Hunter S. Thompson, Journalist

"The test of one's behavior pattern is their relationship to society, relationship to work and relationship to sex"

Alfred Adler, Psychologist

"Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did"

James A. Baldwin, Author

"It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who"

Joan Rivers, Comedian

"It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom"

Joan Rivers, Comedian

"I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world"

Angelina Jolie, Actress

"Not every religion has to have St. Augustine's attitude to sex. Why even in our culture marriages are celebrated in a church, everyone present knows what is going to happen that night, but that doesn't prevent it being a religious ceremony"

Ludwig Wittgenstein, Philosopher

"There is one universal sex law: Sex shall not be unregulated"

Robert Anton Wilson, Writer

"Interview with a Vampire was lots of sex, so I'm not sure"

Uwe Boll, Director

"It is not sex by itself that interests me, but its particular role in American consciousness, and in my own life"

Jerzy Kosinski, Novelist

"Our religion does not discriminate according to color, sex or anything else. What counts is piety and faith"

King Hussein I, Statesman

"I think it's sort of disrespectful to the partner you're having sex with to talk about it"

Gretchen Mol, Actress

"The beautiful feeling after writing a poem is on the whole better even than after sex, and that's saying a lot"

Anne Sexton, Poet

"Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember"

Oliver Herford, Author

"To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it"

Cary Grant, Actor

"The omnipresent process of sex, as it is woven into the whole texture of our man's or woman's body, is the pattern of all the process of our life"

Henry Ellis, Psychologist

"If I wrote a play with four characters every single one of them would talk like me regardless of age or sex"

Norman MacCaig, Poet

"Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex"

Al Goldstein, Publisher

"Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex"

Henry Ellis, Psychologist

"Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions"

Phyllis Schlafly, Activist

"My mother wanted me to understand that as a woman I could do pretty much whatever I wanted to, that I didn't have to use sex or sexuality to define myself"

Suzanne Vega, Musician

"The real theater of the sex war is the domestic hearth"

Germaine Greer, Activist

"It is very, very difficult for a playwright to write a scene in which a young man has his first deep experience of sex with a girl whom he found immensely attractive, is fully satisfied by this event and gets up and blinds a lot of horses"

Peter Shaffer, Playwright

"I love to write. I love it. I mean there's nothin in the world I like better, and that includes sex, probably because I'm so very bad at it"

Joss Whedon, Writer

"I have always been principally interested in men for sex. I've always thought any sane woman would be a lover of women because loving men is such a mess. I have always wished I'd fall in love with a woman. Damn"

Germaine Greer, Activist

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