Bryant H. McGill
Charles F. Kettering
Chris Van Allsburg
Henry Ward Beecher
J. B. Priestley
Jerry B. Jenkins
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Thomas A. Edison
"What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy"
"We pay when old for the excesses of youth"
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age"
"All diseases run into one, old age"
"As I approve of a youth that has something of the old man in him, so I am no less pleased with an old man that has something of the youth. He that follows this rule may be old in body, but can never be so in mind"
"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair"
"Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age"
"Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength"
"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her"
"Advice in old age is foolish; for what can be more absurd than to increase our provisions for the road the nearer we approach to our journey's end"
"After thirty, a body has a mind of its own"
"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries"
"Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face"
"Age is how we determine how valuable you are"
"Age is a very high price to pay for maturity"
"In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us"
"After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money"
"Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week"
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do"
"In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long"
"How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete"
"As men get older, the toys get more expensive"
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country"
"When a noble life has prepared old age, it is not decline that it reveals, but the first days of immortality"
"As long as any adult thinks that he, like the parents and teachers of old, can become introspective, invoking his own youth to understand the youth before him, he is lost"
"We should so provide for old age that it may have no urgent wants of this world to absorb it from meditation on the next. It is awful to see the lean hands of dotage making a coffer of the grave"
"He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled"