Facts about Kinky Friedman

Occup.Musician
FromUSA
BornNovember 1, 1944
Age79 years

Summary

Kinky Friedman is a famous Musician from USA, he/she is 79 years old and still alive, born November 1, 1944.

Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac scorpio, who is known for Transient, Self-Willed, Purposeful, Unyielding. Our collection contains 37 quotes who is written / told by Kinky.

37 Famous quotes by Kinky Friedman

Small: The first thing Ill do if elected is demand a recount
"The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount"
Small: These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and re
"These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable"
Small: I see an issue I like, and I support it
"I see an issue I like, and I support it"
Small: Ill tell you right now. Im for prayer in school
"I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school"
Small: I dont remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible prepara
"I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life"
Small: I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow
"I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow"
Small: You struggle with your demons and you conquer them
"You struggle with your demons and you conquer them"
Small: Yes, Im a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by t
"Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way"
Small: Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had
"Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people"
Small: We were a country band with a social conscience
"We were a country band with a social conscience"
Small: The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror
"The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror"
Small: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
Small: A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life
"A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life"
Small: Young people are the key to this election
"Young people are the key to this election"
Small: May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymo
"May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore"
Small: If you aint Texan, I aint got time for you
"If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you"
Small: Ill sign anything except bad legislation
"I'll sign anything except bad legislation"
Small: And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run
"And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians"
Small: The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. Thats very important in my life
"The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life"
Small: The folks in Mississippi are saying, Thank God for Texas.
"The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'"
Small: Students dont know who Mark Twain was because he wasnt on the test
"Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test"
Small: Remember: Yall is singular. All yall is plural. All yalls is plural possessive
"Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive"
Small: I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry its just not in a place I can show you
"I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you"
Small: How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
"How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?"
Small: Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get
"Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get"
Small: No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions
"No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions"
Small: I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us
"I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us"
Small: You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing
"You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing"
Small: I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes
"I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes"
Small: I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didnt hold e
"I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough"
Small: If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this count
"If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus"
Small: Ive always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail
"I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail"
Small: Im too young for Medicare and too old for women to care
"I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care"
Small: Ill keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
"I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!"
Small: I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow
"I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow"
Small: Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We wont get a lot done in the mornings, but well
"Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest"
Small: Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail
"Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail"