Kinky Friedman is a famous Musician from USA, he/she is 80 years old and still alive, born November 1, 1944.
Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac scorpio, who is known for Transient, Self-Willed, Purposeful, Unyielding.
Our collection contains 37 quotes who is written / told by Kinky.
37 Famous quotes by Kinky Friedman
"The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount"
"These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable"
"I see an issue I like, and I support it"
"I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school"
"I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life"
"I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow"
"You struggle with your demons and you conquer them"
"Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way"
"Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people"
"We were a country band with a social conscience"
"The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror"
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
"A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life"
"Young people are the key to this election"
"May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore"
"If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you"
"I'll sign anything except bad legislation"
"And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians"
"The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life"
"The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'"
"Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test"
"Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive"
"I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you"
"How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?"
"Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get"
"No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions"
"I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us"
"You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing"
"I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes"
"I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough"
"If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus"
"I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail"
"I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care"
"I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!"
"I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow"
"Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest"
"Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail"
