Facts about Chris Rock

Summary

Chris Rock is a famous Comedian, he/she is still alive and was born February 7, 1966.

Zodiac etc.

He/she is born under the zodiac aquarius, who is known for Knowledge, Humanitarian, Serious, Insightful, Duplicitous. Our collection contains 20 quotes who is written / told by Chris, under the main topic Government.

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Famous quotes by Chris Rock (20)


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"Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?"
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"Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!"
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"Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars"
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"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments"
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"School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man"
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"Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them"
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"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty"
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"I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson"
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"I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot"
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"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity"
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"Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders"
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"George Bush hates midgets"
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"Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else"
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"Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing"
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"Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to"
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"Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special"
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"Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four"
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"A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House"
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"A man is only as faithful as his options"
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"You don't pay taxes - they take taxes"


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