Facts about Joey Adams

Occup.Comedian
FromUSA
BornJanuary 6, 1911
DiedDecember 2, 1999
Aged88 years

Summary

Joey Adams was a famous Comedian from USA, who lived between January 6, 1911 and December 2, 1999. He/she became 88 years old.

Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac capricorn, who is known for Determination, Dominance, Perservering, Practical, Willful. Our collection contains 10 quotes who is written / told by Joey, under the main topic Marriage.

10 Famous quotes by Joey Adams

Small: Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you"
Small: Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you
"Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you"
Small: The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win
"The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win"
Small: A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing
"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing"
Small: Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway"
Small: If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all"
Small: Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late - and strike oil.
"Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'"
Small: Smack your child every day. If you dont know why - he does
"Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does"
Small: People are still willing to do an honest days work. The trouble is they want a weeks pay for it
"People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it"
Small: If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business
"If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business"