Paul Lynde was a famous Comedian from USA, who lived between June 13, 1926 and January 10, 1982. He/she became 55 years old.
Zodiac:
He/she is born under the zodiac gemini, who is known for Communication, Indecision, Inquisitive, Intelligent, Changeable.
Our collection contains 31 quotes who is written / told by Paul, under the main topic Funny.
31 Famous quotes by Paul Lynde
"If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death"
"I wish I had the nerve not to tip"
"I think basically an actor is a salesman"
"I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day"
"I don't understand why people don't remember my name"
"Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable"
"A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world"
"The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you"
"If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic"
"I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored"
"I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution"
"It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage"
"I'm Liberace without a piano"
"My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that"
"I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185"
"I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly"
"I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery"
"A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world"
"I laughed all the way through Love Story"
"I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me"
"An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing"
"My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business"
"If I'm not working, I don't know what to do"
"I was obsessed with being rich and famous"
"I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that"
"My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter"
"Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse"
"Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household"
"I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church"
"My following is straight. I'm so glad"
"Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way"
