Facts about Ryan Stiles

Occup.Actor
FromUSA
BornApril 22, 1959
Age65 years

Summary

Ryan Stiles is a famous Actor from USA, he is 65 years old and still alive, born April 22, 1959.

Zodiac:
He is born under the zodiac taurus, who is known for Security, Subtle strength, Appreciation, Instruction, Patience. Our collection contains 19 quotes who is written / told by Ryan, under the main topic Trust.
Filmography:

19 Famous quotes by Ryan Stiles

Small: The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue
"The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue"
Small: Never interrupt me when Im eating a banana
"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana"
Small: Im Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. Im also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth p
"I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States"
Small: If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me
"If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me"
Small: If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
"If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!"
Small: I look like Walt Disney just threw up
"I look like Walt Disney just threw up"
Small: What do I do when were not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from
"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess"
Small: Im going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home theyll be ripe
"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe"
Small: I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the grea
"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982"
Small: Back off or the lizard gets it!
"Back off or the lizard gets it!"
Small: If I were as much of a man as my woman, Id be my wife
"If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife"
Small: When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but Im damn gouda
"When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda"
Small: That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy
"That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy"
Small: If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I cant, you see, Im just a Caucasian
"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian"
Small: Id rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldnt happen to know of a rental car place around
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around"
Small: The first rule to living in America is Stop tap dancing, you fool!
"The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'"
Small: Never trust sheep
"Never trust sheep"
Small: If I were like your mother, I would be a woman
"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman"
Small: You know, Ive got a confession to make myself. Im not really a priest, Ive just got my shirt on backwar
"You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards"