"A cause may be inconvenient, but it's magnificent. It's like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to suffer for it"

"The House of Lords is like a glass of champagne that has stood for five days"

"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends"

"Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs"

"A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands"

"There's nothing undignified about lying about all day and being waited on by servants, sipping bloody champagne"

"When the ball dropped in 1999, I was holding dough and champagne in my hands and holding my kids"

"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi"

"All the times being like, 'Who rented this car and why are we going to this place?' You take the easy route and go, 'Oh, thanks for the champagne. I'll have another.'"

"I hate champagne more than anything in the world next to Seven-Up"

"We are staunch and true and in rather a champagne mood"