"A cause may be inconvenient, but it's magnificent. It's like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to suffer for it"

"The House of Lords is like a glass of champagne that has stood for five days"

"Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane"

"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends"

"A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands"

"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi"

"Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs"

"There's nothing undignified about lying about all day and being waited on by servants, sipping bloody champagne"

"I left Guiding Light so many times, they ran out of champagne"

"When the ball dropped in 1999, I was holding dough and champagne in my hands and holding my kids"

"One time I introduced my orchestra as the Shampoo Music Makers instead of the Champagne Music Makers"