"A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world"
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Wire hangers carry their own cultural static: cheap, sharp, and associated with cramped living, bad landlords, and the humiliations of making do. They’re also an object with a notorious, darker resonance in American life, hinting at bodily harm without naming it. Lynde doesn’t underline any of that; he just lets the audience’s associations do the work, which is why the line lands with a nervous laugh. It’s a joke about housekeeping that quietly admits housekeeping can be coercive.
The intent is classic Lynde: camp menace as social commentary. He weaponizes the banal to show how “home” can be a performance space patrolled by rules. The subtext is that danger isn’t out in the street; it’s in the places where you’re expected to be most compliant, most hidden, most “proper.” Comedy becomes the only safe way to say the unsafe thing.
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Lynde, Paul. (n.d.). A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-closet-full-of-wire-hangers-can-be-the-most-94232/
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Lynde, Paul. "A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world." FixQuotes. Accessed February 1, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-closet-full-of-wire-hangers-can-be-the-most-94232/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-closet-full-of-wire-hangers-can-be-the-most-94232/. Accessed 1 Feb. 2026.





