Computers quote by Emo Philips

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
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"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing"

- Emo Philips

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Emo Philips This quote is written / told by Emo Philips somewhere between February 7, 1956 and today. He was a famous Comedian from USA, the quote is categorized under the topic Computers. The author also have 34 other quotes.

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