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Humor & Life Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

"A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home"

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Dangerfield turns loneliness into a punchline with the efficiency of a mousetrap. The setup offers the oldest promise in American comedy: sex, spontaneity, a little illicit luck. "Come on over, there's nobody home" is coded invitation and alibi at once, a wink at privacy and possibility. Then he walks straight into the literal meaning, collapsing the fantasy into an empty house. The laugh comes from how ruthlessly he refuses the audience the version of the story they expect.

That refusal is his brand. Dangerfield's persona is a man so starved for status that even temptation misfiles his address. The joke isn't really about missing a hookup; it's about being fundamentally misrecognized by the world. He doesn't just lack respect, he can't even get the basic mechanics of desire to line up in his favor. The phone call is a mirage of validation, and the punchline reasserts the cosmic order: of course the universe would tease him with access and deliver absence.

There's also a neat linguistic trap here. Everyday speech uses "nobody home" as shorthand for "parents are out" or "we've got privacy". Dangerfield weaponizes that idiom against itself, exposing how much social life runs on implication. His comic intent is to dramatize the gap between what people mean and what they say, then punish his character for taking the world at face value. It fits the late-20th-century, Borscht Belt-to-TV pipeline: jokes that move fast, sound casual, and leave behind the sting of alienation dressed up as charm.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Dangerfield, Rodney. (2026, January 15). A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-girl-phoned-me-the-other-day-and-said-come-on-1581/

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Dangerfield, Rodney. "A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-girl-phoned-me-the-other-day-and-said-come-on-1581/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-girl-phoned-me-the-other-day-and-said-come-on-1581/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.

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Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield (November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004) was a Comedian from USA.

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