"A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep"
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Auden’s line is a scalpel disguised as a joke: it slices through the reverent image of the professor as enlightened guide and replaces it with a comic, faintly sinister parasitism. “Talks” is doing most of the work here. Not teaches, not listens, not argues - talks. The verb implies a one-way performance, a habit that continues whether or not anyone is awake, consenting, or even present. Auden turns the classroom into a bedroom scene of unwanted intimacy: the professor’s voice slipping into another person’s unconscious, colonizing the private space where ideas aren’t debated so much as absorbed.
The subtext is less anti-intellectual than anti-institutional. Auden isn’t dismissing knowledge; he’s skewering the professionalization of it, the way academia can confuse speech with substance and authority with insight. The professor becomes a figure of automatic transmission: information delivered on schedule, credentialed and polished, regardless of whether it lands as lived understanding. There’s also a jab at ego. Talking into someone’s sleep suggests the speaker isn’t actually responding to a mind at work; he’s satisfying his own need to be heard.
Context matters: Auden lived through an era when public language was weaponized - propaganda, bureaucracy, the rhetoric of “expert” certainty. In that climate, the joke carries a warning. Words can be elegant, even correct, and still be inert. A lecture can be perfectly composed and functionally anesthetic. Auden’s wit doesn’t just mock the professor; it indicts any culture that mistakes articulation for awakening.
The subtext is less anti-intellectual than anti-institutional. Auden isn’t dismissing knowledge; he’s skewering the professionalization of it, the way academia can confuse speech with substance and authority with insight. The professor becomes a figure of automatic transmission: information delivered on schedule, credentialed and polished, regardless of whether it lands as lived understanding. There’s also a jab at ego. Talking into someone’s sleep suggests the speaker isn’t actually responding to a mind at work; he’s satisfying his own need to be heard.
Context matters: Auden lived through an era when public language was weaponized - propaganda, bureaucracy, the rhetoric of “expert” certainty. In that climate, the joke carries a warning. Words can be elegant, even correct, and still be inert. A lecture can be perfectly composed and functionally anesthetic. Auden’s wit doesn’t just mock the professor; it indicts any culture that mistakes articulation for awakening.
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