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A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian
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"A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian"

- Artie Lange

About this Quote

This quote by Artie Lange is a humorous way of saying that a weekend in Vegas without gaming and drinking is not a real Vegas experience. He is suggesting that it is not possible to have a real Vegas experience without participating in these activities. He is also making a contrast in between a weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking and being a born-again Christian, suggesting that it is an unnatural and insufficient experience. This quote is an amusing way of expressing the concept that a weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is not a real Vegas experience.

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Artie Lange somewhere between October 11, 1967 and today. He was a famous Actor from USA. The author also have 17 other quotes.

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