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Aging & Wisdom Quote by Tommy Cooper

"A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'"

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Cruelty is the engine here, and Tommy Cooper knows exactly how to hide it under the soft furnishings of a “doctor joke.” The setup promises a familiar, almost comforting complaint: a woman wants relief, the doctor offers the blunt, vaguely paternal diagnosis of “old age.” That line already signals a power imbalance - the patient’s pain gets waved off as inevitable, not worthy of investigation. Her request for a “second opinion” is, on the surface, a reasonable pushback against dismissal. Cooper turns that pushback into a trap.

The punchline works because it abuses the idiom. “Second opinion” is meant as medical due diligence; Cooper re-literalizes it into a second insult, as if the doctor’s job is simply to deliver verdicts. It’s classic misdirection: the audience anticipates a different diagnosis, maybe a more sympathetic one, and instead gets an escalation that’s absurdly unprofessional. The doctor becomes a caricature of authority who treats candor as license.

The subtext is thornier. The joke feeds on a specifically gendered vulnerability: a woman’s aging body, a culture that punishes her for it, and a male professional given permission (in the comic universe) to say the unsayable. That ugliness is part of the period context too: mid-century British club comedy prized the quick, mean swerve, where the laugh often came from social transgression rather than insight. Cooper’s intent isn’t realism; it’s the sharp shock of rudeness arriving in a white coat. The laugh is partly recognition: we’ve all met “experts” who confuse certainty with care.

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Cooper, Tommy. (2026, January 17). A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-woman-tells-her-doctor-ive-got-a-bad-back-the-72535/

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Cooper, Tommy. "A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-woman-tells-her-doctor-ive-got-a-bad-back-the-72535/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/a-woman-tells-her-doctor-ive-got-a-bad-back-the-72535/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.

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Tommy Cooper (March 19, 1921 - April 15, 1984) was a Comedian from United Kingdom.

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