"Americans may have no identity, but they do have wonderful teeth"
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The line sits comfortably inside Baudrillard’s larger obsession with simulacra - images that don’t represent reality so much as replace it. Teeth aren’t just cosmetic here; they’re a synecdoche for America as a project of presentation. Whitening, orthodontics, and the Hollywood smile turn the body into a billboard of health, success, and optimism. It’s identity as signage: clean, confident, relentlessly forward-facing.
The subtext is less “Americans are fake” than “America is a place where social meaning migrates from depth to display.” In a media-saturated culture, the grin becomes a civic posture, a compulsory friendliness that smooths over contradiction. Baudrillard isn’t scolding vanity; he’s diagnosing a society where the most convincing proof of belonging is the ability to look like you belong.
There’s also a European outsider’s glee here, the tourist-intellectual registering what shocks him: the homogeneity, the polish, the way commerce standardizes even mouths. The joke lands because it’s precise. Teeth are intimate, yet mass-produced; personal, yet unmistakably cultural. That tension is the thesis.
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