"And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school"
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The specific intent is to frame her career origin story as less romantic destiny than a negotiated buyout. She’s not the mythic artist who “couldn’t be contained by academia.” She’s the kid whose dad is running a cost-benefit analysis, treating college like an expensive, possibly unnecessary subscription. The punchline lands because it’s both absurd and believable: plenty of parents suspect their child is paying tuition to avoid figuring out who they are.
The subtext is class and risk management. Paying rent “as if I were in school” exposes how much of college is about time purchased - a socially acceptable pause button. Her dad essentially offers the same buffer without the institution, turning education into a line item and forcing the question people avoid asking out loud: if what you need is runway, why pay for the branding?
Contextually, it’s Silverman’s brand of confessional mischief: self-deprecation with a blade. She makes the family look loving, but not sentimental; supportive, but unsparing. The joke isn’t that college is pointless. It’s that the adult world often treats it that way, just not in public.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Silverman, Sarah. (2026, January 17). And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/and-then-before-going-back-for-my-sophomore-year-81780/
Chicago Style
Silverman, Sarah. "And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/and-then-before-going-back-for-my-sophomore-year-81780/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/and-then-before-going-back-for-my-sophomore-year-81780/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.





