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Fatherhood Quote by Sarah Silverman

"And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school"

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Silverman turns a family negotiation into a joke about the strange economies that govern “success.” The line is built like a familiar coming-of-age confession: switching majors, sophomore year, the implied panic of drifting. Then she snaps it sideways with the father’s “deal,” a proposition so backward it becomes instantly legible as comedy. Parents usually pay to keep you in school; here he’ll subsidize her exit. That reversal does two things at once: it flatters her father’s pragmatic intelligence while quietly indicting the rituals around higher education.

The specific intent is to frame her career origin story as less romantic destiny than a negotiated buyout. She’s not the mythic artist who “couldn’t be contained by academia.” She’s the kid whose dad is running a cost-benefit analysis, treating college like an expensive, possibly unnecessary subscription. The punchline lands because it’s both absurd and believable: plenty of parents suspect their child is paying tuition to avoid figuring out who they are.

The subtext is class and risk management. Paying rent “as if I were in school” exposes how much of college is about time purchased - a socially acceptable pause button. Her dad essentially offers the same buffer without the institution, turning education into a line item and forcing the question people avoid asking out loud: if what you need is runway, why pay for the branding?

Contextually, it’s Silverman’s brand of confessional mischief: self-deprecation with a blade. She makes the family look loving, but not sentimental; supportive, but unsparing. The joke isn’t that college is pointless. It’s that the adult world often treats it that way, just not in public.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Silverman, Sarah. (2026, January 17). And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/and-then-before-going-back-for-my-sophomore-year-81780/

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Silverman, Sarah. "And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/and-then-before-going-back-for-my-sophomore-year-81780/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/and-then-before-going-back-for-my-sophomore-year-81780/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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Sarah Silverman (born December 2, 1970) is a Comedian from USA.

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