"Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it"
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The specific intent is less about China than about the futility of the obsessive watcher. Benchley takes a foreign-policy subject that American audiences of his era often encountered as a blur of coups, warlords, shifting alliances, and distant crises, then reframes it as a body gag. That’s classic Benchley: he makes sophistication look like a neurotic tick. The “left ear” detail is arbitrary but precise, which is why it’s funny; specificity mimics reportage, even as the premise mocks reportage’s implied promise that the world can be neatly “kept track of.”
Subtextually, there’s a critique of Western spectatorship. China becomes the stand-in for “the big, complicated place out there” that people treat like a problem set. Benchley punctures that posture. If you think constant attention equals understanding, you’ll just grind yourself raw. The line anticipates a modern anxiety: doomscrolling with a monocle. The ear twirl is the pre-digital version of refreshing a feed, mistaken motion masquerading as mastery.
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Benchley, Robert. (2026, January 15). Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/anyone-who-tries-to-keep-track-of-what-is-149940/
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Benchley, Robert. "Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/anyone-who-tries-to-keep-track-of-what-is-149940/.
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"Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/anyone-who-tries-to-keep-track-of-what-is-149940/. Accessed 8 Feb. 2026.




