"As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two"
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Wisdom’s intent is disarming rather than bitter. He uses forgetfulness as a prop, not a diagnosis, turning a private fear into a communal laugh. The subtext is a gentle refusal to be infantilized by age. By joking about cognitive slip, he controls the narrative: he’s not “confused,” he’s playing with the audience’s expectations. That’s why it lands without cruelty. The audience recognizes the premise, anticipates the moral, and instead gets a perfectly timed short-circuit.
Context matters, too. Wisdom’s persona was built on the vulnerable everyman - put-upon, slightly hapless, persistently likable. In postwar British entertainment, that style offered comfort without sentimentality: humor that admitted hardship but insisted on resilience. Here, the resilience is rhetorical. The line turns loss into timing, and timing into a kind of dignity.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: Old in the Knees but Young at Heart (Reza Noubary, 2021) modern compilationISBN: 9781664179240 · ID: ELY0EAAAQBAJ
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Wisdom, Norman. (2026, February 16). As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/as-you-get-older-three-things-happen-the-first-is-4847/
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Wisdom, Norman. "As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/as-you-get-older-three-things-happen-the-first-is-4847/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/as-you-get-older-three-things-happen-the-first-is-4847/. Accessed 16 Feb. 2026.









