"Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour"
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The celery line seals the joke because it's both insulting and weirdly affectionate. Celery isn't the meal, it disappears into the soup and still changes the taste. That's Canada as cultural ingredient: the accent you barely notice until it's missing, the sensibility that shows up as politeness, self-deprecation, procedural restraint. Myers, a Canadian who made his career in American comedy, is smuggling autobiography into the bit. He's describing how Canadians are trained to be legible abroad by minimizing themselves, by being adaptable, by letting other people take the spotlight.
The subtext is a critique disguised as comedy: when your identity is built on "not", you risk becoming permanently secondary. But Myers also suggests a quieter power. Celery doesn't need to dominate to register; it just has to be there, altering the whole pot.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Myers, Mike. (n.d.). Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/canada-is-the-essence-of-not-being-not-english-7800/
Chicago Style
Myers, Mike. "Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour." FixQuotes. Accessed February 3, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/canada-is-the-essence-of-not-being-not-english-7800/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/canada-is-the-essence-of-not-being-not-english-7800/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.


