"Christ, seven years of college, down the drain"
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A vulgar little prayer to the god of sunk costs, Belushi’s line lands because it turns education - that supposed upward escalator - into slapstick waste in a single breath. The “Christ” isn’t theology; it’s punctuation. It’s the sound you make when reality refuses to match the story you were sold. Then comes the kicker: “seven years of college,” a detail so specific it instantly sketches a character. Not an earnest scholar, but a professional straggler, someone who’s been marinating in the institution long enough to know its rituals and still walk away empty-handed. The joke isn’t just that he failed; it’s that the system let him linger.
The intent is comic overreaction with a blade inside it. Belushi, in Animal House mode, is performing a kind of anti-aspiration: the American promise, deflated into a beer-soaked shrug. The subtext is class anxiety dressed as rebellion. College is expensive, time-consuming, morally sanctified - and here it’s treated like a busted investment. That’s why “down the drain” hits: it borrows the language of money and disposal, turning education into something you flush.
In context, it’s also a snapshot of a 1970s cultural pivot, when the glow of the postwar meritocracy was dimming and “credentialing” started to feel less like opportunity and more like bureaucracy. Belushi’s genius is making that disillusionment hilarious without ever sounding like a lecture. The line doesn’t argue; it detonates.
The intent is comic overreaction with a blade inside it. Belushi, in Animal House mode, is performing a kind of anti-aspiration: the American promise, deflated into a beer-soaked shrug. The subtext is class anxiety dressed as rebellion. College is expensive, time-consuming, morally sanctified - and here it’s treated like a busted investment. That’s why “down the drain” hits: it borrows the language of money and disposal, turning education into something you flush.
In context, it’s also a snapshot of a 1970s cultural pivot, when the glow of the postwar meritocracy was dimming and “credentialing” started to feel less like opportunity and more like bureaucracy. Belushi’s genius is making that disillusionment hilarious without ever sounding like a lecture. The line doesn’t argue; it detonates.
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| Topic | Student |
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| Source | Later attribution: Profiles in Ignorance (Andy Borowitz, 2022) modern compilationISBN: 9781668003909 · ID: SRxdEAAAQBAJ
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