"Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at"
About this Quote
The intent is comic, but the subtext is social surveillance. Confession is supposed to be humbling and communal; Billings suggests the community is precisely what makes it risky. “Laughed at” isn’t just ridicule, it's a warning about status: the moment you admit fault in public, you hand your peers a story to repeat, embellish, and file under "who you really are". Forgiveness requires forgetting; gossip is an economy that runs on memory.
Context matters. Billings worked in the 19th-century American humor tradition that treated piety as both ubiquitous and ripe for puncture. Protestant moral culture emphasized sin, repentance, and respectability, while small-town life made privacy scarce and reputation everything. His joke exploits that tension: in a world where religion promises grace but society polices shame, God becomes the safer confidant.
Read now, it feels less like antique cynicism than an early diagnosis of the “overshare” trap. The internet didn’t invent the laugh; it just scaled it.
Quote Details
| Topic | God |
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| Source | Unverified source: The Complete Works of Josh Billings (Josh Billings, 1899)
Evidence: Confess yure sins tew the Lord, and yu will be forgiven, confess them tew men, and yu will be laffed at. (p. 295 (section header: "HOT KORN")). This wording appears in a revised edition titled "The Complete Works of Josh Billings (Henry W. Shaw)" (New York: G. W. Dillingham Co., 1899). The volume... Other candidates (1) Dictionary of Humourous Quotations (Harmik Vaishnav, 2021) compilation95.2% ... Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven ; confess them to man and you will be laughed at . CONFUSI... |
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Billings, Josh. (2026, February 9). Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/confess-your-sins-to-the-lord-and-you-will-be-75238/
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Billings, Josh. "Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at." FixQuotes. February 9, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/confess-your-sins-to-the-lord-and-you-will-be-75238/.
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"Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at." FixQuotes, 9 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/confess-your-sins-to-the-lord-and-you-will-be-75238/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.










