"Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen"
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Dropping Robin Williams is surgical. Williams represents the myth of improvisational genius, the kind of comic who seems possessed by spontaneity. Hedberg, whose persona leaned deadpan and carefully engineered, uses Williams as a cultural shorthand for manic, virtuosic riffing. “I am not Robin Williams” isn’t a diss; it’s a boundary. He’s rejecting the audience’s demand for a specific kind of authenticity (the “real” comic inventing miracles on the spot) and replacing it with a different ideal: craft.
“King of the pen” reframes stand-up as writing, not just performing. It’s a claim that the show isn’t a happy accident; it’s authored. The subtext is about credit and labor: these one-liners didn’t fall from the sky, and your assumption that they did is flattering but wrong. Hedberg turns the tension between spontaneity and preparation into a status joke, reminding the audience that even “effortless” comedy is often the most deliberate.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hedberg, Mitch. (2026, January 18). Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/do-you-think-i-am-standing-here-making-this-up-as-919/
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Hedberg, Mitch. "Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/do-you-think-i-am-standing-here-making-this-up-as-919/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/do-you-think-i-am-standing-here-making-this-up-as-919/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.






