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Humor & Life Quote by Flip Wilson

"Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out"

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The joke lands like a bar-stool koan: it starts in the familiar key of nightlife advice ("one for the road") and then yanks the phrase back to its literal meaning. Flip Wilson takes a breezy, self-permitting idiom and flips it into a reminder that the road is not something you improvise at last call. Its laid out. Youre not adding anything to it by topping yourself off; youre just making it harder to stay on it.

The intent is practical and slyly moral without sounding like a lecture. Wilson built a career on comedy that could live on mainstream television, and this line has that same family-hour elegance: it warns against excess, but it does it by letting language do the disciplining. The humor is in the misdirection, but the subtext is about control. "One for the road" is how people narrate their own indulgence as preparation, as if intoxication is a tool for travel, not a risk. Wilson punctures that story. The road doesnt need your help. You do.

Context matters: coming out of an era when drinking was both glamorized and increasingly scrutinized (think: car culture, rising awareness about DUI, the slow mainstreaming of sobriety talk), the line reads like a soft intervention disguised as wordplay. It also reflects Wilsons larger persona: a comedian who could smuggle hard truths into an easy laugh, making responsibility feel less like scolding and more like common sense you forgot you already knew.

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Flip Wilson (December 8, 1933 - November 25, 1998) was a Comedian from USA.

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