"Fighting is like champagne. It goes to the heads of cowards as quickly as of heroes. Any fool can be brave on a battlefield when it's be brave or else be killed"

"The House of Lords is like a glass of champagne that has stood for five days"

"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends"

"America's fighting men and women sacrifice much to ensure that our great nation stays free. We owe a debt of gratitude to the soldiers that have paid the ultimate price for this cause, as well as for those who are blessed enough to return from the battlefield unscathed"

"Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible. God and devil are fighting there, and the battlefield is the heart of man"

"Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs"

"The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon when you are on the battlefield"

"I don't believe in war as a solution to any kind of conflict, nor do I believe in heroism on the battlefield because I have never seen any"

"A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands"

"One of the greatest casualties of the war in Vietnam is the Great Society... shot down on the battlefield of Vietnam"

"Anyone who has ever looked into the glazed eyes of a soldier dying on the battlefield will think hard before starting a war"