"Geez, I wish I could tell you I had a whole bunch of '80s hair bands, you know something you really wouldn't expect, but I don't know that the music police would be that surprised, because most of the stuff that I am influenced by is in evidence in the music"

John Sebastian is expressing his desire to amaze the music police with something unanticipated, such as a collection of '80s hair bands. Nevertheless, he understands that the music authorities would not be too stunned, as his music is heavily affected by the music of the '80s. This quote reflects Sebastian's gratitude for the music of the '80s and his desire to create something special and unexpected. It also reveals his understanding of the music industry and the expectations of the music authorities. Sebastian understands that his music is greatly influenced by the music of the '80s, and he is searching for a method to stand out and surprise the music cops. He is searching for something that will make his music stand apart and be unique.