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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, hes stuck with so many bad actors who dont know how to play funny
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"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny"

- Garrison Keillor

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Garrison Keillor somewhere between August 7, 1942 and today. He/she was a famous Writer from USA. The author also have 23 other quotes.

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