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Faith & Spirit Quote by Karel Capek

"Great God of the Ants, thou hast granted victory to thy servants. I appoint thee honorary Colonel"

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The joke lands because it pretends to be a prayer and ends as a bureaucratic promotion. Capek elevates ants into a militarized, God-fearing nation, then punctures the grandeur with the petty reward structure of human institutions: you win, so you get a title. The mock-archaic "thou" and "thy" sets up a biblical register, but the payoff is an "honorary Colonel" - a rank that reeks of medals, vanity, and hollow ceremony. It is worship reduced to paperwork.

Capek, writing in the anxious interwar decades, understood how easily modern life dressed itself in uniforms and rituals. The line reads like a miniature of the era's political sickness: collective fervor channeled into conquest, then sanctified by language that makes it feel inevitable and righteous. By choosing ants, he weaponizes a metaphor of disciplined mass society. Ants are tireless, coordinated, almost interchangeable - exactly the flattering self-image of a mobilized state, and exactly the nightmare of the individual disappearing into the swarm.

The subtext is not that religion is ridiculous, but that power loves religious costume. When leaders speak in sacred tones, it often masks something smaller and meaner: the need to confer status, to flatter the machinery of victory, to keep the troops believing the system is moral. Capek's cynicism is surgical. He doesn't need to shout "militarism is dangerous". He shows how easily we bless it, then pin a badge on the deity.

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Capek, Karel. (2026, January 14). Great God of the Ants, thou hast granted victory to thy servants. I appoint thee honorary Colonel. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/great-god-of-the-ants-thou-hast-granted-victory-69032/

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Capek, Karel. "Great God of the Ants, thou hast granted victory to thy servants. I appoint thee honorary Colonel." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/great-god-of-the-ants-thou-hast-granted-victory-69032/.

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"Great God of the Ants, thou hast granted victory to thy servants. I appoint thee honorary Colonel." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/great-god-of-the-ants-thou-hast-granted-victory-69032/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Karel Capek (January 9, 1890 - December 25, 1938) was a Writer from Czech Republic.

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