"Had I been more responsible I might have made something of myself as a junk bond trader, long-haul trucker or perhaps a plumbing contractor"
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The line runs on self-deprecation, but the subtext is slyly accusatory. “Responsible” usually means steady income, predictable hours, and a story you can tell at a family gathering without explaining yourself. Yates flips it: the supposedly responsible paths he “might” have taken are either ethically suspect (junk bonds), punishing (trucking), or socially undervalued despite being essential (plumbing). In other words, responsibility isn’t a single virtue; it’s a label slapped onto whatever keeps the machine humming.
Coming from an editor who built a career in magazines - a world of taste, swagger, and cultivated nonconformity - the quote reads like a defense of the impractical life without romanticizing it. He’s acknowledging the adult anxiety that creative work is a dodge, then puncturing the idea that conventional work is automatically more dignified. The humor is how casually he treats the alternate selves: as if identity is just a career switch away, as if “making something” is less about character than about which economy you agree to serve.
It’s an editor’s sentence: sharp, compressed, and designed to leave a bruise under the laugh.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Yates, Brock. (2026, January 15). Had I been more responsible I might have made something of myself as a junk bond trader, long-haul trucker or perhaps a plumbing contractor. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/had-i-been-more-responsible-i-might-have-made-167104/
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Yates, Brock. "Had I been more responsible I might have made something of myself as a junk bond trader, long-haul trucker or perhaps a plumbing contractor." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/had-i-been-more-responsible-i-might-have-made-167104/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Had I been more responsible I might have made something of myself as a junk bond trader, long-haul trucker or perhaps a plumbing contractor." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/had-i-been-more-responsible-i-might-have-made-167104/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.



